1. doublepseudonym:

    come on baby girl, flex your zygomaticus major for this greasy stranger

    (via thatstheweirdestfuckingbush)


    1. Application: Describe yourself in four words.
    2. Me: Easy, breezy, beautiful......Covergirl
  2. fatherway:



    anyways heres wonderwall

    why is ur ukulele so big

    i feed it well

    (via ninjanonja)


  3. nursingmemes:

    It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem

    (via thatstheweirdestfuckingbush)

  4. laughhard:

    I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

    (via spookbirb)